[GAME] Three Word Story

okay.. basically, all you have to do is make a story by only using three words per post.. you copy and paste the first part of the story from the previous post and then carry it on with your own three words..

okay, I'll start...

One day, there

One day , there
was a noob

One day , there
was a noob who really liked

One day , there
was a noob
who really liked
to tell matrix

One day , there
was a noob
who really liked
to tell matrix
that matrix can't

One day , there was a noob who really liked to tell matrix that matrix can't eat raw halibut.

One day , there
was a noob
who really liked
to tell matrix
that matrix can't
eat raw halibut.

The noob went

One day , there
was a noob
who really liked
to tell matrix
that matrix can't
eat raw halibut.

The noob went
to the city

One day , there
was a noob
who really liked
to tell matrix
that matrix can't
eat raw halibut.

The noob went
to the city
to tell matrix

One day , there
was a noob
who really liked
to tell matrix
that matrix can't
eat raw halibut.

The noob went
to the city
to tell matrix,
lol wtf ffs?!

One day , there
was a noob
who really liked
to tell matrix
that matrix can't
eat raw halibut.

The noob went
to the city
to tell matrix,
lol wtf ffs?!

So he answered

One day , there
was a noob
who really liked
to tell matrix
that matrix can't
eat raw halibut.

The noob went
to the city
to tell matrix,
lol wtf ffs?!

So he answered
smoke some weed

One day , there
was a noob
who really liked
to tell matrix
that matrix can't
eat raw halibut.

The noob went
to the city
to tell matrix,
lol wtf ffs?!

So he answered
smoke some weed
or you will

One day , there
was a noob
who really liked
to tell matrix
that matrix can't
eat raw halibut.

The noob went
to the city
to tell matrix,
lol wtf ffs?!

So he answered
smoke some weed
or you will
taste my azz!

One day , there
was a noob
who really liked
to tell matrix
that matrix can't
eat raw halibut.

The noob went
to the city
to tell matrix,
lol wtf ffs?!

So he answered
smoke some weed
or you will
taste my azz!

Matrix had to

One day , there
was a noob
who really liked
to tell matrix
that matrix can't
eat raw halibut.

The noob went
to the city
to tell matrix,
lol wtf ffs?!

So he answered
smoke some weed
or you will
taste my azz!

Matrix had to
put the weed

One day , there
was a noob
who really liked
to tell matrix
that matrix can't
eat raw halibut.

The noob went
to the city
to tell matrix,
lol wtf ffs?!

So he answered
smoke some weed
or you will
taste my azz!

Matrix had to
put the weed
up in his

One day , there
was a noob
who really liked
to tell matrix
that matrix can't
eat raw halibut.

The noob went
to the city
to tell matrix,
lol wtf ffs?!

So he answered
smoke some weed
or you will
taste my azz!

Matrix had to
put the weed
up in his
hairy fat azz

One day , there
was a noob
who really liked
to tell matrix
that matrix can't
eat raw halibut.

The noob went
to the city
to tell matrix,
lol wtf ffs?!

So he answered
smoke some weed
or you will
taste my azz!

Matrix had to
put the weed
up in his
hairy fat azz.

But matrix said

One day , there
was a noob
who really liked
to tell matrix
that matrix can't
eat raw halibut.

The noob went
to the city
to tell matrix,
lol wtf ffs?!

So he answered
smoke some weed
or you will
taste my azz!

Matrix had to
put the weed
up in his
hairy fat azz.

But matrix said
I want cake.

One day , there
was a noob
who really liked
to tell matrix
that matrix can't
eat raw halibut.

The noob went
to the city
to tell matrix,
lol wtf ffs?!

So he answered
smoke some weed
or you will
taste my azz!

Matrix had to
put the weed
up in his
hairy fat azz.

But matrix said
I want cake.

So matrix went

One day , there
was a noob
who really liked
to tell matrix
that matrix can't
eat raw halibut.

The noob went
to the city
to tell matrix,
lol wtf ffs?!

So he answered
smoke some weed
or you will
taste my azz!

Matrix had to
put the weed
up in his
hairy fat azz.

But matrix said
I want cake.

So matrix went
to the cakeshop

One day , there
was a noob
who really liked
to tell matrix
that matrix can't
eat raw halibut.

The noob went
to the city
to tell matrix,
lol wtf ffs?!

So he answered
smoke some weed
or you will
taste my azz!

Matrix had to
put the weed
up in his
hairy fat azz.

But matrix said
I want cake.

So matrix went
to the cakeshop
and bought hashcakes.

One day , there
was a noob
who really liked
to tell matrix
that matrix can't
eat raw halibut.

The noob went
to the city
to tell matrix,
lol wtf ffs?!

So he answered
smoke some weed
or you will
taste my azz!

Matrix had to
put the weed
up in his
hairy fat azz.

But matrix said
I want cake.

So matrix went
to the cakeshop
and bought hashcakes.
He ate it

One day , there
was a noob
who really liked
to tell matrix
that matrix can't
eat raw halibut.

The noob went
to the city
to tell matrix,
lol wtf ffs?!

So he answered
smoke some weed
or you will
taste my azz!

Matrix had to
put the weed
up in his
hairy fat azz.

But matrix said
I want cake.

So matrix went
to the cakeshop
and bought hashcakes.
He ate it
and got high